Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Meet The Nightengales Expressed LIVE on Whine Time Thursday April 2nd 9 am PST


LIVE ON

WHINE

TIME

with

JANUARY
JONES

THE WHINE TESTER

APRIL 2nd

THURSDAY at 9 am PST on VoiceAmerica.com


How Humor can Stop Whining!!!

Here's Nurse Shirley, Nurse Kindheart and Nurse Krapinka. Guess who's Who?

You can meet my friends from Nightengale Expressed when I interview them LIVE from The Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas at The Association of Applied Therapeutic Humor (AATH) Convention.

Even though they look like a singing group from the sixties, they are in the business of helping other nurses stay on duty. Their Nurse Retention Program is one of the most innovative and creative endeavors in the nursing field.

Be sure to listen in with us, I can guarantee that these experts will have you in stitches and then they'll even know how to sew you up again.

As you can see, these are some gals who really have a sense of humor. You will adore listening to them with all of their funny stories and wonderful tales about their nursing careers. Be sure to tell any nurses you know to Tune In, Tune Up and Tune On with us on Thursday at VocieAmerica.com.

Friday, March 27, 2009

April Fools Day - A Whiner's Wish!

A Good News Story for April Fools Day – 2009
Humor When We Need It Most!

“Do you know the difference between a recession and a depression? A recession is when you lose your job. A depression is when I lose mine!”

So humorizes, January Jones, author of Thou Shalt Not Whine…The Eleventh Commandment and radio host of Whine Time with January on voiceamerica.com from Westlake Village, CA and a member of AATH - the Association for Applied and Therapeutic Humor. The mission of this international community of professionals, founded in 1987, is to study, practice and promote healthy humor and laughter.

“Sure, the economy is ailing,” admits Ms. Jones but it’s the people who are really getting sick of all this bad news they’re being force-fed on TV and in the papers. You do remember newspapers, don’t you? They managed to survive for 300 years until sound-bite, sensational journalism staged a hostile takeover!”

“Shared laughter, humor and a smile comprise an international ‘language’ that connects all of mankind,” muses Ms. Jones who is the Chair for the AATH Jest Friends Program and is their official “Whine Jester.”

January along with hundreds of humor enthusiasts and professionals from around the world will convene in Las Vegas, April 2-5, 2009 for the 22nd Annual AATH Conference, “Healthy Humor: Hitting the Wellness Jackpot!” Focusing on theory and application in the fields of health care, education and business, the conference will offer ‘continuing education,’ networking opportunities, and fun for professionals who use humor and laughter in their jobs to enhance work performance, support learning, and promote healing, whether physical, emotional, social, or spiritual.

The AATH conference purposely coincides with ‘April Fools Day’ and the global celebration of Humor Month. But, Ms. Jones is quick to add a word of caution. “While ‘April Fools Day’ jokes and pranks may elicit laughter, they often tend to contradict the essence of ‘healthy’ humor.” According to AATH, cites Jones, “Healthy, therapeutic humor enhances relationships, is non-hostile, sympathetic, benevolent, tolerant, and often philosophical. AATH is careful to distinguish it from hurtful, harmful humor that is more aggressive, critical, sarcastic, cruel, often based on put-do wns, and involves laughing at someone else’s expense.”

For this year’s conference, AATH has already registered people from as far away as Australia, China, New Zealand, India, Japan, Israel, Korea, England, Denmark and all across North America. With its international membership, AATH spreads the message that humor and laughter do have a place in creating healthier, more effective environments in which to live, work and play!

“Preserving your sense of humor is the essential, daily medication needed for maintaining your mental health,” prescribes the Whine Jester. “Being able to laugh at this current economic mess, which we will get through, helps to sustain our emotional balance, our ‘quality of life,’ especially in the darkest of hours.”

Jones explains it with humorous, historical perspective, “It’s a little known fact… it was either Patrick Henry or Buck Henry… or maybe it was Henry Paulson or Pat Paulson who, prior to defiantly stating, “Give me liberty or give me death,” also proclaimed with a smile, “They may take my IRA, but they’ll never take my sense of humor!”

A smiling Ms. Jones summarizes, “We may not have control over trillion-dollar deficit spending, but we do have control over how we choose to approach each day that we wake up on this side of the dirt! We can either be grouchy and miserable (and we all know a few of those folks), or we can look for the humor that’s all around us… because it’s definitely there!”

So, Happy ‘April Fools Day’ and Happy ‘Humor Month!’ To brighten your day and adorn your refrigerator door or office bulletin board, AATH shares the following timely wit and wisdom.

Bumper Stickers:

I May Be Broke… But I Didn’t Break It!

My I.R.A. is Now D.O.A.

Will Work for Unemployment Benefits!

Don't Brake - I Need the Cash!

Buy American. The Job You’ll Save is Mine!

My Other Car is in the Shop... the Pawn Shop!

I’d Honk, But I’m Riding the Bus!

Johnny Paycheck = Johnny Rotten. Give Me Johnny Cash!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

January Jones Grand Opening Whine Time Online Shop

Reality TV Personality, January Jones, Opens Whine Time Shop Online


Reality TV personality and author, January Jones, has announced the grand opening of the Whine Time Shop her on line internet store featuring The Smiley Whiney Logo line of clothes, gift and accessories.

Ms. Jones designed the Smiley Whiney Logo that is a teardrop shaped design with a smile that can be worn up when you are smiling and then turned down when you are whining. Ms. Jones’ logo mantra is “Be A Smiley…Not a Whiney!”

The Whine Time Shop can be located at www.CafePress.com/whinetime. Where you can browse through an eclectic selection of gifts to give or get for any occasion.

To quote January, “When you visit the Whine Time Shop, you will be able to find the perfect gift for anyone who has a sense of humor ……or needs to get one. “

Thou Shalt Not Whine…The Eleventh Commandment published by Beaufort Books is based on a survey of the top ten things that people whine about at all ages and stages of life. It reached a #1 ranking at amazon.com and is available at all bookstores. Thou Shalt Not Whine was voted the # 1 best book to be given anonymously and it is a finalist in The ForeWord Magazine 2008 Contest in the Humor Category.

As the Whine Tester, Ms. Jones has created over 101+ cures for whining based on a woman’s common sense sprinkled with humor and hope. Whining is a topic that is thoroughly discussed each week on “Whine Time with January Jones” on www.voiceamerica.com every Thursday at 9 am PST when she hosts always amazing and amusing guests.

As one of the latest reality TV personalities to arrive on the scene, January will be competing in a golf and poker format at The World Series of Golf sponsored by fulltiltpoker.net. This event is a reality golf competition that will be played at The Paiute Resort in Las Vegas on May 12-13th to be televised on CBS Sports prior to the U. S. Open on June 27th.at a later date.

To find out more about January Jones and her adventures as a “chronologically challenged competitor” visit her website www.januaryjones.com.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Ventura County Star Congratualtions and Good Luck

What a pleasant surprise to wake up this morning and see The Ventura County Star's advertisement in Sundays edition March 22, 2009.

I can't begin to thank them for such a lovely gift and gesture.

Congratulations and Good Luck!

Congratulations to January Jones on the launch of her LIVE radio show
“Whine Time with January Jones” on Thursdays 9 am PST
on www.voiceamerica.com

“Whiners are never winners!”

and Congratulations on her book
Thou Shalt Not Whine.. The Eleventh Commandment
reaching a #1 ranking on amazon.com.
“Voted the #1 best book to be given anonymously”

Finalist in the Foreword Magazine contest in the humor category

Good luck to Ms. Jones!

January representing all “Chronologically Challenged Competitors”
in The World Series of Golf
in Las Vegas to be televised on CBS Sports prior to the U. S Open on June 27th

“Be a Smiley....Not a Whiney!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

NEWS FLASH: Clown named Daisy is 113 Years Old!!!!

Remember you heard it here:

Tomorrow Daisy, The Clown, will be appearing on my radio show "Whine Time with January Jones" to share with my listeners what it is like to be 113 years old and working in the health care industry.

Be sure to call in if you have any questions for Daisy about her health or the secret to her longevity at 9 am PST 866-476-5758.

You can check Daisy's website out at www.debrajoyhart.com

Daisy, The Clown Visits January Jones

Whine Time with January Jones VoiceAmerica.com

LIVE Thursday March 19th at 9 am PST

Blessings of Gratitude, Laughter, Mirth and Joy with Debra Hart.

Debra Joy Hart, RN BFA CLL has been in health care for 113 years. Currently she employed at a home care management agency and she teaches weekly at a local men’s transitional/homeless shelter. She writes a monthly mirth column for a local newspaper.

Be sure to call in and ask "Daisy, The Clown" what she's been up to lately?

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Yar Golf's Phil Kinney and Mr. Smiley at PGA Show

Yar Golf's Phil Kinney and I had so much fun doing my radio show last Thrusday. We told the Yar Golf story and explained how the GX1 putter was love at first touch for both of us.

Listen to our show at Voice America www.voice.voiceamerica.com

http://www.modavox.com/voiceamericacms/WebModules/HostModaview.aspx?HostId=635&ChannelId=1&Flag=1

GRAND OPENING
WHINE TIME ON LINE SHOP:

THE SMILEY WHINEY LOGO Line available NOW!

If you need a fun gift for anyone who has a sense of humor our store is the place for you!
There are gifts for all ages starting with babies and puppies.

http://www.cafepress.com/whinetimeshop?s=whinetimeshop&type=c4

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Women Ready to Change with Dr. Karen Gail Lewis

Are your ready for change?

My colleague and dear friend, Dr. Karen Gail Lewis, has invited me to be her lead off interview in a 8 week FREE teleseminar series on Women Ready for Change!

I will be kicking off the series on March 11, with "Changing Whining to Winning and Laugh Along The Way." We'll be talking about Thou Shalt Not Whine...The Eleventh Commandment and show how whining keeps us from succeeding with my 1-4 Star Whiner Scale.

Remember Wednesday, March 11th at 5 pm PST and 8 pm EST. Cost: FREE

I am delighted to be a part of this exciting series, so I strongly encourage you (and tell your friends) to register for the series, which starts today on March 11th

To register go to: www.WomenAndThe PeopleThey Love.com

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Yar-Golf Innovation You Can't Whine About!

Mr. Smiley, Phil Kinney, Gerri Jordan and January Jones
PGA Merchandise Show in Orlando, Florida


LIVE on Thursday, March 12, 2009 at 9am Pacific

Call In: 866-472-5787

Yar-Golf Innovation You Can't Whine About!

Phil Kinney from Yar Golf will discuss how you can't whine with a Yar GX1 putter and why "You're better off playing with it than against it". What USGA Adaptive Golf Certification means, why it's unique and what makes it that way.

January will use this putter in her upcoming "World Series of Golf" sponsored by Full Tilt Poker which you can watch on CBS in May. They will discuss why you will whine less with this putter than any other and "Why Whining Means Your Not WINNING".

Missed the Live Show ? This episode is rebroadcast at 9pm Pacific. Past Episodes are available On Demand and Podcast Ready

Listen LIVE to VoiceAmerica!
Be sure to tune to Whine Time Thursdays at 9AM PST.

Log on to Listen
www.modavox.com/voiceamerica
Questions? Comments? Call: 866.472.5787 / 5788 For More Information Visit :
http://www.januaryjones.com

Monday, March 9, 2009

January Jones and The GX1 Yar Putter


video
The Yar Golf Gang with Phil, Dr. V, January, Gerri and Jeff

Putting can be pure pleasure! No more whining about putting or having to bend down to pick up your golf ball ever again! The GX1 is my Go To Answer!

I wanted to share with you the fun interview I did with Jeff Raymond at The PGA Show in Orlando featuring the Yar Golf GX1 putter. This is the most amazing putter that I have ever held in my hands and believe me ( like most golfers) I've tried lots, and lots of them! I discovered the putter at the Las Vegas PGA show last August when I demo-ed it and fell in love with it.

I am now the national spokeswoman for Yar Golf and the GX1 and proud to share it with all the "chronologically challenged competitors" out there. If you want to hear more about it be sure to listen to my radio show "Whine Time with January Jones" at www.voice.voiceamerica.com every Thursday at 9 am PST.

My special guest this week will be Phil Kinney and we'll be telling you all about the fun time we are having promoting the biggest innovation in golf. Personally I think it's magic but Phil will tell us all about the physics involved in creating such an amazing putter.

Now just what does Yar mean? Well you will just have to tune into the show and you'll find out about the name and many other fun facts on our special version of TEE Talk for Two on this coming Thursday!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Whine Time with January Jones ready to Launch!

Tomorrow is the big day for "Whine Time with January Jones" to launch with our first show on www.voiceamerica.com. It will begin at 9 am PST and my guest will be Terry Leiweke, President and CEO of The World Series of Golf at www.worldseriesofgolf.com

I've been working on some great questions and there will be CALL IN at 866-476-5788. I hope we get some calls from people who aren't cranks or cranky. I praying my engineer will be able to screen all of the Whineys Out and the Smileys IN tomorrow.

I want to give a special shout out to my producer, Jon Missall who has patiently guided me through the drill and always answers my most insecure questions ASAP. Thank you Jon, your are the best!

I'll sign off for now and if you have any killer questions, that are fun but not fatal, just email them to me at info@januaryjones.com and I'll read them on the air.

Remember, tomorrow is a "No Whine Day" for all my friends from the virtual world that live in computers.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Whine Time with January Jones launches Thursday March 5th!















Whine Time with January Jones  will launch on Thursday, March 5th at 9 am PST on www.voice.voiceamerica.com. Yuo can call in LIVE at 866-466-5758  

My guest will be Terry Leiweke, the President and CEO of The World Series of Golf !

I first met Terry at the Get Together Event for participants in this years World Series of Golf practice tournament in Las Vegas. As you can see from our picture, we had a ball and we're ready to Talk TEE Time and fill you in on.... How you can play golf and poker at the same time without whining!   

Be sure to listen in and tell all your friends to join in the fun with us on Thursday. We'll be discussing this unique new concept that combines the best of golf and the best of poker to create the best of times!  

Believe me, as both my husband and I agreed, it was the best time we've ever had on a golf course and we're not even good golfers. This is a fun formula for "Chronologically Challenged Competitors."  I can"t wait to tell you all about it!