Monday, December 29, 2008

Top Ten Winners List of 2008 by January Jones

Correction: Top Ten #1 Whiner of 2008 is Governor Blagojevich of Illinois
(Not Mayor of Chicago with apologies to Mayor Daley)

January's Top Ten Winners List of 2008

"Who says you can't have it all? "
January Jones

#1. Obama - Historic, handsome and wholesome President-elect.

#2. Oprah - Despite her usual diet drama, she's everyone's best friend.

#3. Michael Phelps - 8 gold medals and he's still an all-American nice guy.

#4. Tina Fey - Bright, beautiful and brilliant bombshell.

#5. Angelina & Brad - Ideal couple, children, career, charities & Benjamin!

#6. Jon Stewart -Clever, comedic and cute class clown that never grew up.

#7. Anderson Cooper - Tall, wealthy, handsome, daredevil and such a nice guy.

#8. Bonnie Hunt - A mother's dream daughter, refreshingly frank and funny.

#9. Regis Philbin - The King of Whining, TV's oldest and wealthiest whiner.

#10. Bernard Madoff - Stole $50 billion and is just surviving "Mansion Arrest."

Tomorrow, I'll list The Top Ten Best Sports of 2008!~

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