Here are "The Top Ten Whiners" of 2008 from a recently conducted survey.
Top Ten Whiners: “So many, so little space!” January Jones
1. Chicago Mayor Blagojevich – This guy is not only delusional, he’s demented.
2. Alaska Senator Stevens – This guy is not only a crook, he is a creep!
3. Fox News- Sean Hannity & PaPa Bear whine even more than Colbert.
4. New York Governor Eliot Spitzer - Horny, hookers and hopelessly stupid.
5. Rosie O’Donnell – Everybody loves to bash Rosie, big target with big heart.
6. Bill Maher – This man is trying to get burned at the stake.
7. Stephen Colbert – Belligerent, bombastic and brilliant.
8. O.J. Simpson – So smart and then stupid, stupider and stupidest man alive!
9. Joy Behar – The only original View survivor! Watch out Elisabeth!
10. Jack Nicholson – “Can’t pick up on girls in public like I used to.”
All comments or new nominations are welcome.
Remember, Thou Shalt Not Whine in 2009!
Happy New Year
January Jones
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