Sunday, December 28, 2008

Top Ten Whiners List from January Jones Preview 2008

Here are "The Top Ten Whiners" of 2008 from a recently conducted survey.

Top Ten Whiners: “So many, so little space!” January Jones

1. Chicago Mayor Blagojevich – This guy is not only delusional, he’s demented.

2. Alaska Senator Stevens – This guy is not only a crook, he is a creep!

3. Fox News- Sean Hannity & PaPa Bear whine even more than Colbert.

4. New York Governor Eliot Spitzer - Horny, hookers and hopelessly stupid.

5. Rosie O’Donnell – Everybody loves to bash Rosie, big target with big heart.

6. Bill Maher – This man is trying to get burned at the stake.

7. Stephen Colbert – Belligerent, bombastic and brilliant.

8. O.J. Simpson – So smart and then stupid, stupider and stupidest man alive!

9. Joy Behar – The only original View survivor! Watch out Elisabeth!

10. Jack Nicholson – “Can’t pick up on girls in public like I used to.”

All comments or new nominations are welcome.

Remember, Thou Shalt Not Whine in 2009!

Happy New Year
January Jones

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