Friday, September 25, 2009

Wacky Wonderful Words of Wisdom from January Jones

Why Men Are Just Happier People--

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $3500 Tux rental-$75.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, they can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $3.99 for a three-pack.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You can Xmas shop for 25 relatives on Dec. 24 in 25 minutes

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it
and to the men who will enjoy reading it!

Remember Stop Whining &Start Smiling
and if that doesn't work
then start eating chocolate,
lots and lots of it!

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